Confirmed - Eugene is gay!

Crush Calculator

You just know you want to try it.

Learn to communicate!

Reply without anger -

:)

Yes, I admit I'm childish.

You Are 17 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

Girls = Evil. :P

I feel like a rabbit at the momment.

Rabbit suicides

Imagine doing that to all your modules.

Kung Fu Fuck You.

Warning rude gestures all round.

Worst place to study in Bedok.

It has got to be the Burger King in Bedok central next to the Cash Converter.
Why?

• The toilet is spoilt
• There is a repetitive music played in the backgroud that is extremely irritating and distracting
• Temptation to binge is high
• Need to use toilet is high due to excessive eating and drinking
• Did I mention the toilet was spoilt?

End result?
Only person studying there was me...

Macdonald's gets a close second due to the song that's repeated every 10 mins. Yes the song that goes "Maia hii Maia hoo Maia haa Maia haa haa!"

Promotional video for UNICON 13

PR-Film

Do not try most of the things at home..

Procastinate!

Studying getting to you?

Then procastinate!

Disclaimer: You will very likely fail you exams due to not studying if you click that link. I do not bear any responsibility for that.

Damm you Eugene!

Since Eugene decided to post stupid songs with infectious lyrics, I decided to return the favour.

Black Lace - Agadoo

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki
Where she was selling pineapple playing ukulele
And when I went to the girl come on and teach me to sway
She laughed and whispered to me yes come tonight to the bay

The lovely beach and the sky
The moon of Hawaii
The rum calypso sarong
We'll all be singing this song

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

Then down on the shore
They gather romance
She showed me much more
Not only to dance

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

The lovely beach and the sky
The moon of Hawaii
The rum calypso sarong
We'll all be singing this song

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

I dare you to not sing the chorus after that. :P

More FM.. I should stop...

Not going to happen in real life.. Too bad..

Guys only.

Found on a certain toilet door in a certain institute of higher learning in Singapore.
Note the tape on the bottom sticker.

Contradiction?

Saw this conmercial on TV proclaiming the wonders of "modern TCM".

TCM stands for traditional chinese medicine. So what's so modern about it?

Contradiction?

More lame MSN

Show's how exam stress is catching up on everyone.

Saving Face

No, this post is not about how I'm starting to get outbreaks after finishing my anti-biotic course.

Instead it's about a movie! One that I caught over the weekend and I absolutely loved it.

It had a rather nice plot, and one of the biggest and most complicated relationships I've witnessed. It's set in a American-Chinese locale and according to a review, would not have worked in any other setting. It's showcases the typical mindset of a close knit Chinese society bound by strict ethics and ethos.

[spoilers ahead!]

Now back to the relationship. There's this high flying girl who's been brought up in above mentioned society. You can see that she's more American then Chinese already. Although she manages a smattering of Chinese, her English is flawless. And guess what! She's a lesbian. And falls in love with another girl, who happens to be her bosses' daughter.

And if that's not all, her mother turns up at her doorstep crying one night. And she's pregnant and refuses to tell who the father is. The main character's grandparents of course throw a fit and in the process throw her mother out of the family. It's like clearing the rubbish, you throw everything out at once to save the trouble.

Her mother goes through what can only be mildly termed as a mid-life crisis while she herself has to deal with juggling her work and keeping her dancer lover happy. Her mother then tries to set her up with guys while she does the same thing in return.

Hilarity and touching moments occur and you get your requisite happy ending, which everyone seems to like.

[End spoilers]

If you want to know more of what happened, catch the movie. It's definately better then some of the rubbish that's showing in the cimenas at the moment.

Special Post

Tutor said this on 27 October 2005:

In America, they call this a special item. In Singapore, they call it an especialnal (exceptional) item. Please do not get confused. (Yah, right.)

The good old days

Just testing the new Picasa's send to Blogger function and decided to post this photo. Guys, we got to meet up after exams! 

More meaningless MSN chatter

raymond: how to kill yourself with a chicken drumstick. says:

we can camp at SOC lvl 8 and get a ton of free waste papers

YuaNWA : Dustbin Dude is seeing the bright side of life. says:

errr. so we can plot how to take over the world by writing everything down?

Mistake of life

Why bother studying...