Thursday, October 21, 2004

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Thursday, October 07, 2004

Update

Some old some new.

Funny football videoes

Gay referee

Unlucky

More unlucky

Worst



Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Stairways backwards

No.. not asking you to walk up the stairs backwards butlisten to it backwards.

I have know about this for quite some time, but the other songs did come as a surprise.

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Joke

No updates. Instead here is a joke.

Answering Machine at the Mental Hospital...

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline...

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4 , 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, Social Security number and mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep...

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self esteem, hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Saturday, October 02, 2004

Update!

If you have read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (the best book EVER!) then you may want to try this game and give yourself a lot of grief.



AK-47 creator makes Vodka?

Side note: Hell week is over, but I still feel like shit.
Side note2: PoT 131 is out, but I finished watching it so it's withdrawal all over again.
Side note3: Chelsea vs Liverpool this Sunday. Hope we nick a point. I don't think we can win, no matter how much I want so.

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