Women gives birth to a frog. WTF?

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Things that are drawn on paper may come to life.

Celtic fans singing You'll Never Walk Alone.

More photoshop goodness.

The people who make these photos are good.

On a side note, I'm going for a unicycle clinic later to teach some people how to ride a unicycle. Best part is, I get paid! Woo. Doing something you like is well and good. But getting paid for it is even better.

But the thing is, I do not know of anyone who actually managed to ride a unicycle within a few hours. Maybe a few days of constant practice, but a few hours? Think quite a number of people are going to get disappointed.

Cool flash games.

Bowman game

Vertical shooter where you are the bad guy.

Not a flash game but a cute take on the MMORPG genre.

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Why human society is failing.

Amazing photoshop skillz.

Cool soccer game.

Some nice gifs.

These are some of the GIF's that I managed to trawl from the net. Enjoy.

Amazing Van der Vart goal.


Poor guy getting hit by his medic.


Dancing penguins.


All that for a door.

More rooms to escape from.

The Viridian Room.

I'll post the solution if and when I escape. Lol. Or someone could help me.

Edit: I tried and failed. So I did what a lot of people did, did a google on a walkthrough and found this. It was hard, much more difficult then the first one.

Walking on stilts or why you should never do it without knee-pads.

Well went for my regular unicycling session today and there was this lady who brought along her stilts. Actually she was trying to sell it and as such was more then happy to give everyone a try in a sneaky bid (but we all saw it coming =] ) to get us to buy one.

Wasn't cheap either, costing about SDG$60. Anyone interested can contact me I guess, but I'm not getting anything out of it. Anyway, I tried it and it was well, for lack of a better word, weird. Standing on big flat feet for the whole of my life and suddenly being thrusted onto 2 thin and I might add long sticks was weird. A managed to walk around unassisted after awhile though.

Well the part about knee-pads is that you where them to protect yourself should you fall. The proper way as mentioned by the lady was that you should just fall on your knees. Won't hurt a bit, she said. But the thing is you have been conditioned all your life to move your feet faster infront of you should you lose your balance. It works on your feet, but on stilts... Mt friend managed to hurt himself trying to regain balance. It was one of those "should have caught it on tape momments" but as usual no one had a video camera on.

We had a good laugh about it though.

Even more jokes.

Barry was bragging to his boss, Bernstein, one day, "You know, I know
everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know
them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Barry
how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I
can prove it." Barry and his boss drive out to Hollywood and knock
on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Barry!
Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for
lunch!"

Although impressed, Barry's boss is still skeptical. After
they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bernstein that he thinks Barry's
knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else,"
Barry says. "President George Bush," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yes," Barry says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off
they go. At the White House, Bush spots Barry on the tour and motions
him and his boss over, saying, "Barry, what a surprise, I was just
on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's
have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very
shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the
White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Barry, who again
implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Barry. "I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly
to Rome. Barry and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican
Square when Barry says, "This will never work. I can't catch the
Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the
guards, so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony
with the Pope." And Barry disappears into the crowd headed toward the
Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Barry merges with the Pope
on the balcony. But, by the time Barry returns, he finds that his
boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working
his way to his boss's side, Barry asks him, "What happened?" His
boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to me asked,

"Who's that on the balcony with Barry?"

With the amount of jokes that I'm posting, I think I need to change this blog to a joke blog. Not that this blog issn't much of a joke in the first place.

More good stuff.

Madness

Found it in my random trawling of the vast expanse of ether called the Internet.

***WARNING*** Extremly violent. Higher body count then all Rambo movies added together. Not recommended for young children. Of course with this warning, every young child is just going to click on that link and watch it. Bah.

Amazing FF spoof.

FF A+

Watch it. It's worth it.

More Jokes

A son asked his father, "Dad, what's the difference between Potentially and Realistically?" The Father replied, "If you really want to know, go ask your mother if she'll sleep with Robert Redford for one million dollars, and then go ask your sister if she'll sleep with Brad Pitt for one million dollars. And then go ask your brother if he'll sleep with Tom Cruise for one million dollars, and then come back to me and tell me what you found out."

So the son goes to his mom and says, "Mom, would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" and the mom says "For a Million Dollars, Hell yeah I would, I've been wanting to forever!"

So the son goes to his sister and asks her if she'll sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars and the sister says "Oh man, would I ever!!! I'd Love To!!"

So then the son goes to his brother and says, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" and the brother says, "Hmm...for a million dollars, well...a million dollars is a lot of money, so...yeah I guess I'd do it for a million dollars"

So the boy goes back to his dad and the dad says to his son, "Well, what did you find out???" and his son replies, "Well, we're Potentially sitting on three million dollars, but realistically we're living with two sluts and a fag."

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Four survivors were floating on a raft when a good old boy from the south who happened to be the captain told the other three one had to jump off and drown because the raft was meant for three. Two were white and a black man. He said the only fair way to determine who would jump would be to ask each one a question .Whoever missed first would have to jump.HE asked the first white,"Bill what was the name of the passeger ship that sank and many drowned? Bill replied,"Titanic!" "Right" says the captain. He asks the second white," Tom,about how many drowned?"1200?" replies Tom. Close enough says the captain The black man is next. "Leroy, name them."