Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Lovely quote

"Were Liverpool worthy champions? What do you mean? I see Xabi Alonso dance, Steven Gerrard weep and 45,000 people sing You'll Never Walk Alone. The question is not whether they were worthy. The question is whether we were worthy to watch this final."

-Afton Bladet

Monday, May 30, 2005

Anomaly

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Notice Under-20's

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Notice that he is 33. How does he pass himself off as an Under-20?

Starwars fever.

Guess starwars fever has been hitting the town. Add that to l33t photoshop skills and you have theses.

And to think I have not watched it yet. Who's interested to go watch?



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Friday, May 27, 2005


When there's a user guide for portable toilets, you just KNOW something is wrong. Posted by Hello

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Extreme sports

As most of you know, I take part in Mountain Unicycling, whom some people might consider an extreme sport. However, recently, I have come into contact with an even more extreme one and would therefore like to share it with everyone.

It's called Extreme Paint Drying!

Let me walk you through a demonstration.

First you pick a wall. Any wall, preferbly one which you can paint without some policeman chasing after you, forcing you to run across the expressway into the promised land.

Secondly, paint it, with ANY color. You can even do patterns if you want to. Polka dot white on pink seems to be a favourite now.

Thirdly, sit back and let the extreme fun began.

Before:
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After:

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And there you have it. A session of Extreme Paint Drying.

On my next adventures, I bring to you, Extreme Grass Growing!

Monday, May 23, 2005

Que?

What's this about?

Apparently this website is competing in some competition.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Never steal. You may meet her.

Owned.

Monday, May 16, 2005

Tak Giu

Tak Giu or literally kick ball in hokkien. This home done movie that was released over the Internet seems to have garnered some fame and even appeared in the newspapers.

So I decided to take a look and see what the fuss was all about.

You can find it here.

Well after watching it, I can heartly recommend it to everyone for the sheer comedic value. It's pretty funny.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

For Sid and his banana addled mind.

Make sure to always include BANANAS in your grocery list....


Bananas

This is interesting. After Reading this, you'll never look at a
banana in the same way again. I'm going to keep bananas on my shopping
list.

Bananas. Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and
glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and
substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for
a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one
fruit with the world's leading athletes.

But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can
also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and
conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst
people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This
is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body
converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood
and generally make you feel happier.

PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains
regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of
hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in
potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much
so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana
industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce
the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were
helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break,
and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that
the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more
alert.

Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help
restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without
resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make
banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach
and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels,
while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if
you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep
blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try
rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find
it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous
system.

Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in
Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like
chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found
the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report
concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to
control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every
two hours to keep levels steady

Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal
disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only
raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases.
It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the
lining of the stomach.

Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling"
fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of
expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to
ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers
because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The
B6,B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in
them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the
heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water
balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby
reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a
high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes: According to research in "The New England Journal of
Medicine,"eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk
of death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to
kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart,
with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster
or surgical tape!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you
compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the
carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and
twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is
one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that
well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor
away!"

Sunday, May 08, 2005


Notice the poll. Not much of a choice. Posted by Hello

Thursday, May 05, 2005

It was in!

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Tame tackle

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