Always wanted to do this.

Hmm do you guys prefer I place the direct link or just put the video here?

What happens when you..

mix Para Para with Maya-Hee with a bloody cross-dresser

For togetherness...

Unity, Caring, Kindness and Friendship!

Read in the papers..

.. that Donald "I have a bad combover" Trump is suing for a paper for underestimating his worth.

The paper says that Trump is worth only 250million while Trump declares that he's worth at 2.5 billion.

Guess what, he's suing for 5billion. Well, if he wins, then the paper really has no choice but to say that he's worth more then 250million.

Hmmm..

New Song

Woo old school Beach Boys. Wouldn't it be nice?

Or would you prefer the old Agadoo?

Wouldn't it be nice if [insert what you want?]

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IE7 released!

IE7.com

Linksys Tech Support

My router failed me yesterday and was not able to boot up. So I contacted Linksys's Tech Support for help and they gave me a pretty fustrating time.

The first time I called they asked me to give the router a hard reset which I had already tried doing, but Tech Support Guy (from now on known as TSG) insisted that I try it again.

Surprise! But it did not work. Next he asked me to ping the router which I had also tried, and failed, and he again insisted that I try it.

Guess what? It failed again. He asked me to update the firmware, but I told him that since I could not even ping the router (i.e. no way to connect to the router at all) , I could not update the firmware. He then asked me to download some software to update it.

1. I don't have internet connection because my router is down. Where the fuck am I supposed to download it from. Luckily I was resourceful enough to go to my neighbour's house to download the stuff.
2. I already said I can't ping the router! Why make me try all this stuff? Predictably, the software was unable to detect the router as well.

Anyway, TSG gave me a reference number and asked my to try the above before calling again. Since it did not work, I had to call Linksys Tech Support again.

A different TSG picked it up (henceforth known as TSG2). He they proceeded to ask me to do everything that TSG asked me to do. I explained that I've already done it twice! Once by myself and the second time by the first TSG. But to no avail. TSG2 insisted that I try it again, with predictable results.

You just can literaly see that they are going through their list of questions and answers without thinking. FFS, I've already tried this and gotten this result, why not move on to something else instead of asking me to do it over and over again?

At the end of the day, TSG2 admitted that the router was spoilt and asked to bring it down for a 1-to-1 exchange.

It's obviously working since this post is here. But it definately left a bitter taste in my mouth over the way my case was handled.

2 fingers up at Linksys.

Re: Siyong's Question

Here's where the reference came in response to your question about the laser beams.

Interesting snipe?

Read this is a magazine interviewing players who played Matrix Online, an MMO about the Matrix.

Magazine: So what do you use to eat soup?

Player: Duh, a spoon.

Magazine: There is no spoon.

More on Dustbin Dude - with cameo from Garbage Girl

1. Dustbin Dude does not sleep. He waits.

2. Dustbin Dude has counted to infinity. Twice.

3. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Dustbin Dude, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

4. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Dustbin Dude allows to live.

5. Dustbin Dude is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

6. When Dustbin Dude sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Dustbin Dude has not had to pay taxes ever.

7. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Dustbin Dude and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

8. Dustbin Dude originally appeared in the first ever football video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to score. When asked bout this "glitch," Dustbin Dude replied, "That's no glitch."

9. Dustbin Dude once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

10. Dustbin Dude is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Dustbin Dude

11. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Dustbin Dude.

12. When Dustbin Dude goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

13. There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Dustbin Dude.

14. There are no races, only countries of people Dustbin Dude has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

15. When Dustbin Dude falls in water, Dustbin Dude doesn't get wet. Water gets Dustbin Dude.

16. Dustbin Dude CAN believe it's not butter.

17. Dustbin Dude invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Garbage Girl invented pink.

18. Dustbin Dude has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green 4 card from the game UNO.

19. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Dustbin Dude"

20. Dustbin Dude doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

21. Dustbin Dude can slam a revolving door.

22. Dustbin Dude played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

23. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Dustbin Dude pajamas.

24. When God said, "let there be light", Dustbin Dude said, "say 'please'."

25. Dustbin Dude uses a night light. Not because Dustbin Dude is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Dustbin Dude.

Since it's raining so much..

Table soccer

To get p0rn in Harry Potter...

Replace d with g

Edit: I got a stinking suspicion, I'll be getting a lot of wierd searches from search engines now.

Take this test Eugene!

Are you gay?

Free from commenting!

Should have found this earlier.

Being helpful - The Gay Superhero way

Why did the chicken cross the road?

There was free beer on the other side of the road.

More here!

Taiwan Pics

pics here

Preview:

Song

For those that have been wondering why I have the song Agadoo on my blog, it's in reference to Daniel Agger.
Hopefully, he'll sign for LFC in the next few days and I can find another song.
Or do you like it so much that you don't want it changed? :P
Comments?

P.S: Camera was spoilt for Taiwan trip so not many photos. Maybe I'll put some of chio bu's. Hee.

Away

Going to Taiwan from the 4th to the 9th.

As the rabbits in Wallace and Gromit are wont to say, "Wee~!"

Premiership managers with regards to FM2006

With help from Raymond.

Jose "Moanin-whore" Mourinho : Open player list, sort by cost, buy the most expensive ones.

David "I like them young" O'Leary : Open player list, sort by age, buy the youngest.

Martin "I like them even younger" Jol : Open FMScout, sort by player potential, filter age < 20, approach to sign all.

Sam "I have no money" Allardyce : Open free transfer list, approach all of them. ALL of them.

Arsene "I have money" Wenger : Open player list, sort by cost, look at all the expensive ones, and not buy them. Instead consult David O'Leary and Martin Jol on youngsters.

David "Blueshite" Moyes : Look at squad, sell most expensive player. Look at player list, buy all the flops.

Graham "I rule with an iron fist" Souness : Buy any player that another manager has declared an interest in.

Rafa "I need another leg for this chair" Benitez : Filter player list where country = "Spain", buy all.

Once again written tounge-in-cheek. I blame Heskey.