Happenings of the day

During GEK1536 lessons.

Tutor drones on and on about a mathematical proof.
I get images of jungles and trees and ominous rumblings in the distance. Cue LOST, season 1536.

Tutor talks about blowing up a portion of the diagram.
I get images of people throwing a hand grenade into the room, shouting "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" and blowing the whole damm place up.

While queueing for food.

Guy behind me(ordering soft shell crab): Auntie I want 1 crab.
Auntie(shouting orders): 1 soft shell!
Guy: NO! NO! I want crab!
Auntie: o_0" *proceeds to ignore him*

In MRT

I saw this old lady try to give up her seat to a pregnant woman. Really saddened by this since there were so many young people around her.

More from Mourinho!

Clickie!

Wahaha don't smoke!

Some random stuff

ECP is not just for East Coast Park, but also Eye Candy Park. Now you know why I like to jog. :P

Elections coming but I just remembered this incident when I was small. It was election day and I went with my parents to the voting center. I immediately said I liked the logo "with the lightning". I was small and had no idea about political parties (hmm not much has changed btw) but the it was the one thing that stuck out to me.

How good is a logo design? Is it good enough to subconciously push someone? Definately. Maybe the other parties should consider hiring a better designer.

Operation Pac Man is still on going. Check frequently for updates.

Flash mob can still be on, but I feel the time of opportunity has passed and the effect will not be there.

Pac Man

Seem to have found someone crazy enough to do it with me. My last hurrah.

A two finger salute to NUS for being such a boring place if you will.

Other plans: Flash mob. Meet outside THAT building in NUS, all participants dressed in white and act like elephants. Anyone interested?

Heard during tutorial

Some people shorten whores to ho's.

Tutor: .. so there are 2 whores (hosts) is this subnet ...

Then again, maybe it's my polluted mind.

Also heard:

*warning, gripe coming*

It was established during the tutorial that the common industry standard currently is slightly different from what is being taught in the lectures.

First question that came up: "So if this came out in the exam, what do we write?"

Shows how exam orientated students are. It's not about learning, it's about exams. I'm not critizing anything, just pointing out an observation.

Found my brother!

Who wants to try this in NUS?

Still looking for people to try Pac-Man with me.

Wah Xiao Bai Lian

I also want a sugar mommy...

[courtesy of Thor Odinson]

Whatever happened to

those annoying children mascots. Boredom made me ponder on that question and I came up with this!

1. Teletubbies
Remember those irritating teletubbies that loved to frolick around naked (well technically, they are naked! Just because there is a lack of outwardly showing genitials, doesn't mean they're not!) in the babyish looking sun-baked hills filled with rabbits.?

What ever happened to them?

What I think: most probably offended one too many people with their incessant "ar-oh"s (or hello in baby speak). Grinded up and sold as rainbow powder for kids to use in their art's project. Except purple's triangle, which was made into a clothes hanger.

2. Barney the purple dinosaur

Remember the song that he used to sing?

I love you,
You love me!

Which was bastardised into this song popular amoung mischeivous school kids

I love you,
You love me,
Together, we'll have a baby!
With a big round egg
and one long thin sperm,
Together, we'll have a ba-by!

Whatever happened to him?

What I think:

Audtioned for both Godzilla and Jurassic Park. Lost the part to Godzilla in Godzilla, decided to challenge him to a celebrity deathmatch, and promptly got stomped on.

Not to be detered, decided to fight not one, but two raptors from Jurassic Park and promptly this happened:



3. B1 and B2 a.k.a. Banana's in Pajamas!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1?

I think I am B2!

How many times have you heard that irritating phrase?

What ever happened to them?

Simple, right? Made into banana splits!

Alternative ending:


Masquerading as slippers.

4. Elmo

Claim to fame:
This is the song,
la la la la,
Elmo's song.
La la la la,
Elmo's song.
La la la la,
la la la la.

Got big headed with fame, cloned himself into a range of successful and unsuccesful products.

Successful:
Tickle me Elmo.

Unsuccessful:

Skin being ripped and used as kids clothing

used to warm certain parts of the body

All tounge in cheek. All names and images are the property of their respective owners. No muppets, bananas, dinosaurs (who am I kidding, Barney was eaten by raptors..) and teletubbies were harmed in the writting of this post.

... Brokeback to the future.

CNY's over

Sigh CNY's over. It's going to be back to hitting the books again, or in my case, getting on with my project, which I think is slowly but surely going behind time.

Anyway, update on things done during CNY:

• House visiting (woo~! ang pows, eating!)
• playing cards (darn I lost to my cousin and sister)
• Talking cock with friends
  
• Unable to talk cock with cousins (seem to have this problem. Only see them once a year, in fact I think I saw new cousins this year and they're like 17-18.. Makes me wonder why I never saw them before. Or maybe just did not notice them. Or most likely, they changed their appearance. The extended family is so big. I tend to forget everyone.)
• Rode from Bukit Panjang to Bugis on a unicycle. (note to self, while this will help me get rid of the weight gained during CNY, do this with people who are willing to do it more leisurely, not crazy people who go flat out from Bukit Timah to Bugis in 1 1/2 hours.
• Played games with cousins. Woo~! I rule at Winning Eleven 9!
• Constantly worry about project not being done at the back of the head
• Constantly worry about homework that will come
• Constantly worry about having to find a job soon
• Constantly worry that I don't worry enough
• Gaze in awe as God returns to Anfield!
• Learn new things about friends. I've finally met a girl who understands the off-side trap! No offense intended.
• Pour my heart out to friends

Well, eventful CNY.
Although if you notice carefully, I didn't actually do much. Just sit and laze around eating.
Well, back to mugging.