Dangers of mIRC.

Cheeky used to chat in IRC during exam periods to de-stress. IRC for your info, provide a great excuse for you to leave your brain in the fridge and indulge in some mindless conversations with strangers. Great entertainment values plus it’s low cost. Anyway, below is an excerpt of a chat that happened a few years ago.


Cheeky aka Mike: Hi, I’m Mike. Anyone care for a chat?

15 minutes gone and not a single person wanted to chat with cheeky.
What do you do in such a situation? You change your nick.

Cheeky aka Sexy Mike: Hi. Anyone wants to chat?

5 minutes went by and suddenly a message from someone called NUS guy popped up on the screen.

NUS guy: You think you are so damn sexy? Why don’t you go fuck yourself. Fucking loser. Hahaha.

Hey, come on. There’s no need to be mean. Cheeky just want to chat with someone. Anyone. Drastic situation calls for drastic action. Cheeky decided to change his nick again.

Cheeky aka Rachel: Hi, anyone care for a chat?

This seems to do the trick. Very soon, a couple of guys attempt to chat up with cheeky, er I mean Rachel. But Rachel ignored them because he, no she no he, oh what the fuck he/she was waiting for that very special person to appear. After a few minutes, that special someone appeared.


NUS guy: Hi. Wanna chat?
Woohoo!!! The dickhead has knocked on the door. Why don’t we reciprocate and let him in. It’s gonna to be fun.
Cheeky aka Rachel: Sure.
NUS guy: Intro pls.
Don’t they ever change their lines.
Rachel: 20/f. U leh?
NUS guy: Me 23/m. Are u studying?
No, cheeky is lazing at home all day scratching his balls.
Rachel: Yup. At NUS.
NUS guy: hey, me too. Which faculty are you from?
Rachel: Business.
NUS guy: I’m from engineering. Where do u live?
A few miles from Lim Chu Kang abattoir where your fellow friends are being slaughtered
Rachel: At Bishan St 23.
NUS guy: Ok. So u got a boyfriend?
No, but got plenty of girlfriends.
Rachel: No.
NUS guy: Yah, me too. Just dumped my previous girlfriend.
Hahaha, like real.
Rachel: So why did u dump her?
NUS guy: Oh. Incompatible characters. She was too possessive. I prefer a bit more freedom for myself. I don’t like my girlfriend restricting my way of life, u know what I mean? So what’s your height and weight?
Dickhead is clearly looking for a babe. Lets oblige his request.
Rachel: 166cm/43kg.
NUS guy: u must be very pretty.
Er… if you say so. But cheeky prefer to be called yan dao.
Rachel: Ok lah. You leh? Must be very handsome right?
NUS guy: Hmmm… my female classmates did say I resemble Daniel Wu a lot. I don’t know lah. I think I resemble Tony Leung more.
Someone please pass cheeky a bag. He needs to puke.
Rachel: So are u on a look out for a new girlfriend?
NUS guy: I don’t think there’s a need. I think I have found one right in you.
Make that bag a large one.
Rachel: haha, u are a smooth talker.
NUS guy: Gift of the gab is just one of my many virtues u know. If you don't mind, can I know your vital statistic.
Sure. It's 11 inches in length
Rachel: 36-24-36.
NUS guy: Wow! Do u have a photo that u could send to me.
Oh oh. How?
Rachel: u send me your first lah.
NUS guy: Ok, but after that u promise to send me yours. Promise me hah.
Promise your head lah.
Rachel: sure.
Dickhead DCC his photo over.


Haha, really look like Tony Leung. The pirated version of the pirated version of Tony Leung.

Rachel: Wah, u look very handsome leh.
NUS guy: Thanks. A lot of people said that.
Still puking
NUS guy: Now u must send me yours hor.
Rachel: I don’t have to. U just have to buy the latest copy of Maxim. I’m on page 12 wearing a pink bikini.
NUS guy: Wah serious? U are a model?
No, but Cheeky got a lot of model areoplanes at home.
Rachel: I’m just a part timer. Nothing to shout about.
NUS guy: Tomorrow, I will buy one copy, first thing in the morning.
I’m sure you will, you fucking piece of shit.
NUS guy: Can I have your number?
Of course. The number is 999
Rachel: er… I’m not that keen to give my number to strangers. Why don’t u leave me yours.
NUS guy: ermm… ok. My number is 9xxxxxxx.
Woohooo, tomorrow go buy toto and 4D
NUS guy: can I meet you in person?
Cheeky very shy leh. How?
Rachel: er…. Sure. But I want to bring a friend along.
NUS guy: No problem. Is she a gal by the way.
Rachel: No. It’s a guy. But u know him too.
NUS guy: u are kidding me right? What’s his name?
Rachel: Sexy Mike.
NUS guy:…………………………Chao cheebye!!!

Wahahahaha. See IRC can be so fun. However, if you are looking for a life partner or soul mates, the IRC is not the right avenue because all kinds of people with undesirable motives and traits exist in the chat room. Better to be entertained, don't you think?

Taken from Link

Totally useless fact of the day.

Do you know that "cock" and "anal" have the same key combinations on a phonepad?

And now you know!

And was probably extremely disgusted.

The irony and paradox

I was watching TV the other day and it happened to be showing a beauty pagent. One of the contestants, on being asked what her greatest strength was, replied, "Being optimistic."

Okayy..

Then when quized what her worst flaw was, she replied, "Being TOO optimistic."

Oh the irony. If one can actually believe that being too optimistic, when there are so many more deadly flaws, then one really is TOO optimistic. Which also makes it somewhat paradoxical and headbursting.

On a side note, I used to take pride at being able to go unnoticed. Thanks to my sniper camoflague and WUDI ninja training, I go unnoticed for long periods of time. Proud to say, it used to take my teachers 6 months to remember my name.

So imagine my chagrin, when my tutor actually remembered my name! After only 3 months! FFS, I'm losing my touch. Old liaoz.

NUS guy professing his love during lecture!

He's got guts. I give him that.

More quizes!

You are a drumstick. Absolutely insane. That is how most would describe you. You aren't afraid to take risks, and enjoy putting yourself in strange situations. Most people hang out with you because of your hilarious sense of humour. You light up any bad situation, and can help all of your friends with their problems, except for your own. Because of this, you enjoy being around people like you. Many shut you out for your very weird, random personality, but honestly, you shouldn't care. Most compatible with: Guitar, and another drumstick. Click here -- What Random Object Represents Your Inner Self?

Rant

I'm pretty much a TV junkie and tend to watch wayyyyy too much TV.

Anyway, it just so happened that I was channel surfing just now and came upon a Malaysian channel showing a Jeniffer Lopez MTV. The one thing that caught my eye wasn't J.Lo (does she still go by that moniker these days?) but rather the censored part.

And there was no nudity. They were censoring the belly button! FFS! I know that Malaysia is a pretty conservative country and that they hold Islam in high regard. They also frown on these sort of scantly clad women. However, if they don't like it then why show it? Why show it then censor of the belly button? Either you do it all out, or just don't show it all. Can't stand this sort of half-heartedness. Bleh.

On a side note, still waiting for my CCUSA application to be approved. I know it's supposed to take till at least 1st April, but FFS, can't they hurry up? If the application fails, at least I can look into doing other stuff. Typical American efficiency. Bleh.

Footballing qoutes

Some times it makes you wonder...

FOOTBALL QUOTES

MANAGERS
'If you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen ' - TERRY VENABLES

'We keep kicking ourselves in the foot' - RAY WILKINS

'An inch or two either side of the post and it would have been a goal.' - DAVE BASSETT

'In football, if you stand still you go backwards.' - PETER REID

'The lads ran their socks into the ground.' - ALEX FERGUSON

'We threw our dice into the ring and turned up trumps.' - BRUCE RIOCH

'The spirit he has shown has been second to none.' - TERRY VENABLES on Terry Fenwick's drink-driving charge

'To be really happy, we must throw our hearts over the bar and hope that our bodies will follow.' - GRAHAM TAYLOR

'No-one hands you cups on a plate' - TERRY MCDERMOTT

'Nowhere in Europe, especially the world...' - ALEX FERGUSON

'There are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way.' - TERRY VENABLES

'The referee has a reputation for trying to make a name for himself.' - GRAEME SOUNESS

'If in winning we only draw we would be fine.' - JACK CHARLTON

'Shearer could be at 100 per cent fitness, but not peak fitness.' - GRAHAM TAYLOR

'It's a case of putting all our eggs into the next ninety minutes.' - PHIL NEAL

'Give him his head and he'll take it with both hands or feet.' - BOBBY GOULD

'Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out.' - ALEX FERGUSON

'I would have to be deaf not to read the allegations.' - BOBBY DOWNES

'Neil Lennon wasn't sent off for scoring a goal, and that's what annoys me.' - MARTIN O'NEILL

'Last night,we were the best team on the day.' - ROY AITKEN

'We're going to start the game at nil-nil and go out and try to get some goals.' - BRYAN ROBSON

'I can't see us getting beat now - once we get our tails in front.' - JIM PLATT

'As we say in football, it'll go down to the last wire.' - COLIN TODD

'They had a dozen corners, maybe 12 - I'm guessing.' - CRAIG BROWN

'I'm a firm believer that if the other side scores first you have to score twice to win.' - HOWARD WILKINSON

'If we can play like that every week we'll get some level of consistency.' - ALEX FERGUSON

'If they hadn't scored, we would've won' - HOWARD WILKINSON

'You've got to miss them to score sometimes.' - DAVE BASSETT

'A contract on a piece of paper, saying you want to leave, is like a piece of paper saying you want to leave.' - JOHN HOLLINS

'In comparison, there's no comparison.' - RON GREENWOOD

'In terms of the Richter scale this was a force 8 gale.' - JOHN LYALL

'It's the only way we can lose, irrespective of the result.' - GRAHAM TAYLOR

'Their football was exceptionally good - and they played some good football.' - BOBBY ROBSON

'And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley - unless somebody knocks us out.' - DAVE BASSETT

'It's understandable and I understand that.' - TERRY VENABLES (that's him over there)

'Certain people are for me, certain people are pro me.' - TERRY VENABLES

'If you can't outplay the opposition, you must outnumber them.' - TERRY VENABLES

'Hoddle hasn't been the Hoddle we know. Neither has Robson.' - RON GREENWOOD

'Well, we got nine and you can't score more than that.' - BOBBY ROBSON

'I do want to play the short ball and I do want to play the long ball. I think long and short balls is what football is all about' - BOBBY ROBSON

'Outside of quality we had other qualities' - BERTIE MEE

'Our first goal was pure textile.' - JOHN LAMBIE

'To be talking about vital games at this stage of the season is ridiculous, really, but tomorrow's game is absolutely vital.' - BRIAN HORTON

'What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio.' - GERRY FRANCIS

'If we played like this every week we wouldn't be so inconsistent.' - BRYAN ROBSON

'A lot of hard work went into this defeat.' - MALCOLM ALLISON

'It was a game we should have won. We lost it because we thought we were going to win it. But then again, I thought that there was no way we were going to get a result there.' - JACK CHARLTON

'We probably got on better with the likes of Holland, Belgium, Norway and Sweden, some of whom are not even European.' - JACK CHARLTON

'The first 90 minutes are the most important.' - BOBBY ROBSON

'I promise results, not promises.' - JOHN BOND

'Without picking out anyone in particular, I thought Mark Wright was tremendous.' - GRAEME SOUNESS

'It would be a nice scalp for Scunthorpe to put Wimbledon on our bottoms.' - DAVE BASSETT

'Klinsmann has taken to English football like a duck out of water.' - GERRY FRANCIS

'Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales.' - RON GREENWOOD

'We rode our luck, but that's what the goalposts are there for.' - JOE KINNEAR

'Even when you're dead, you must never allow yourself just to lie down and be buried.' - GORDON LEE

'We ended up playing football, and that's not our style.' - ALEX MacDONALD

'We got the winner with three minutes left, but then they equalised.' - IAN McNAIL

'Hagi is a brilliant player, but we're not going to get psychedelic over him' - ANDY ROXBURGH

'It's thrown a spanner in the fire.' - BOBBY GOULD

'Maybe not goodbye, but farewell...' - BOBBY ROBSON

'Home advantage gives you an advantage.' - BOBBY ROBSON

'Eighteen months ago they (Sweden) were arguably one of the best three teams in Europe, and that would include Germany, Holland, Russia and anybody else if you like.' - BOBBY ROBSON

'There is great harmonium in the dressing room.' - SIR ALF RAMSEY

'There are 0-0's and 0-0's - and this was 0-0.' - JOHN SILLETT

'...when Flitcroft played for the A team, he had 'footballer' written all over his forehead.' - COLIN BELL

'Chester made it hard for us by having two players sent off.' - JOHN DOCHERTY

'When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1' - LAWRIE McMENEMY

'I'm definately maybe going to play Sturrock.' -JIM 'not Noel Gallagher' McLEAN

'I can count on the fingers of one hand ten games where we've caused our own downfall.' - JOE KINNEAR

'It would have killed them off a little bit.' - GERRY FRANCIS

'We've watched them twice, and seen a few videos. I didn't see them 38 times though, like McCarthy says he watched us. I don't think that's possible. I did my maths you see. That's 38 times 90 minutes - that's two months and the draw was only three weeks ago!" - GEORGES LEEKENS

'If it had gone in, it would have been a goal.' - JOE ROYLE

'I am often interested in players but I never say so, although I am looking for a striker and a midfield player.' - COLIN TODD

'We are not putting our cape over the tunnel : we are putting our cape in the tunnel.' - HOWARD WILKINSON

'They're not doing as well in the league as they've done.' - ROY HODGSON

'We have faced African teams, we have faced English teams - so we are ready to face Scotland because we know what their play will be like.' - MARIO ZAGALLO

'The way forwards is backwards.' - DAVE SEXTON

'The one thing I didn't expect is the way we didn't play.' - GEORGE GRAHAM

'We just ran out of legs.' - DAVID PLEAT

'I like to think it's a case of crossing the i's and dotting the t's.' - DAVE BASSETT

'He's such an honest person it's untrue.' - BRIAN LITTLE

"When you score one goal more than the other team in a cup tie it is always enough.' - CESARE MALDINI

'What he's got is legs, which the other midfielders don't have.' - LENNIE LAWRENCE

'It's certainly a point not gained.' - COLIN TODD

'My own autobiography, which was written by Ian Ross...' - HOWARD KENDALL

'Hartson's got more previous than Jack the Ripper.' - HARRY REDKNAPP

'The important thing is he shook hands with us over the phone.' - ALAN BALL

'You must be as strong in March, when the fish are down.' - GIANLUCA VIALLI

East coast to Redhill

Exams are coming up, and I'm supposed to be at home mugging quietly away into the night. However, things in life don't always turn out as planned, and I ended up going for a unicycle trip (more like endurance marathon).

Starting from East coast, we made our way to Esplanade, via Fort Road, Kallang, Nicoll Highway, stopping at Beach Road to have dinner. After Esplanade and a teh bing session (finally attended one! WoO~! Now I will never be known as "The one who never attends teh bing sessions"), we continued on towards the west with no real destination in mind, only constraint was to catch the last train. As fate would have it we, did made it to Redhill and did manage to catch the last train (thankfully, or I would have to spend the night at NUS..).

And thus ends my adventures of the day.

Pictures are at The Singapore Unicyclist blog.

Sorry for the rather uninteresting post. Too tired and shaq out.

Rafa Magic!

Going a bit overboard with the LFC pic's, but it's MY blog and no one can make me do otherwise.

Ok, maybe not no one.

Ok, make that everyone. :(

More of LFC vs EFC

Not going to just let it go like that. :P

Update!

Nice idea. Quite fustrating in fact.

Engineering people should give this a try?

Star Wars trailers. With twist!

2 headed cat!

Level 6 and onwards is a bitch.

More on LFC vs EFC.

To all those who felt that Garcia dived for the first goal and that Baros deserved a red card, I present:



He didn't even get a yellow card! Baros did deserve to get sent off, but Hibbert deserved to as well. Garcia's leg was near breaking!

Hilarous article about LFC vs EFC.

Taken from the official site. But it was taken down, probably from complaints by gracious Everton fans.

EVERTON PAIR GRACIOUS IN DEFEAT
Paul Rogers 21 March 2005

David Moyes and his captain Alan Stubbs may not have been on the winning
side in a game that was billed the most important Merseyside derby in 20
years but the pair have both been gracious in defeat.
Rather than make excuses for the defeat which moves Liverpool to within
four points of fourth place, both the Everton manager and his veteran
defender admitted the best team won on the day.

David Moyes on the amount of injury time played

"It definitely wasn't three minutes. I couldn't believe it. We'll check it
out. We might be wrong but, if we're not, we'll soon be letting them
know."

Alan Stubbs on referee Rob Styles

"We were the only team that had bookings."

David Moyes on the amount of injury time played (again)

"It was just three minutes. We scored and then the ball is in the crowd
and held by a fan, how long should you get for that?"

Alan Stubbs on Tony Hibbert's terrible tackle on Luis Garcia that led to
the opening goal

"Continental players will go down a lot easier. Referees have to be big
enough to see that but unfortunately they are not."

David Moyes on the amount of injury time played (again)

"I thought we were going to get the equaliser and if we would have had
enough time then we might have."

Alan Stubbs on the importance of Sunday's derby

"This game was important but we won't lose heart because we lost it. We
are still in the driving seat. The others still have to hope we drop
points and they would gladly swap places with us."

David Moyes on the amount of injury time played (again)

"After we scored, they kicked the ball into the crowd and we did not have
a ball to play with, never mind the substitutions and when Alan Stubbs was
down injured."

Alan Stubbs on Liverpool's celebrations at the end

"Liverpool celebrated at the end as if they had taken fourth place but we
will see how things stand at the end of the season."

David Moyes on how Everton didn't do anything wrong

"I don't think it was a matter of us doing anything wrong. It was more
Liverpool did things that theyhave not been doing this season."

Alan Stubbs forgives Milan Baros for his mistimed tackle

"It was a ridiculous challenge. I would crucify myself if I made a
challenge like that. It was a challenge that could finish a player's
career. It was a s***bag's challenge. I won't have it that it was a
striker's challenge; there is no such thing. I can accept players who turn
their back and leave their foot dangling. But no player should look at
another player, and leave their foot there and deliberately do it. No
matter what, there is no place for that in football."

David Moyes on the amount of injury time played (again)

"I think the referee played three minutes. He didn't even play three
minutes and a bit, he was right on the button."

Alan Stubbs admits the Baros tackle wasn't that bad really

"It will take a lot more than that to knock me down."

David Moyes on the amount of injury time played (again)

"The referee might be proven right and I'm not saying I'm right, but we
will look at the videos and check it."

David Moyes insists he doesn't want to talk about referee Rob Styles

"I don't want to talk about the referee, but the authorities just have to
make sure they pick the right ones for the big games."

David Moyes on referee Rob Styles

"The referees have got to be good enough for the games. Maybe today the
referee wasn't."

David Moyes asks how anyone could criticise Nigel Martyn after his amazing
season

"Who can criticise Nigel after how he has played for us this season?"

David Moyes on Nigel Martyn

"I think Nigel Martyn could have done better for both goals. There was
perhaps a case today for Nigel to hold his hands up, and to be fair, he
has done that. He has distinguished himself in the past and is a terrific
keeper that has saved us many times in the past and hopefully it won't
happen again."

David Moyes on referee Rob Styles (again)

"We didn't get a lot of protection and didn't get the decisions that
mattered."

David Moyes on the race for fourth

"We didn't set out to be here and we don't have the finance to be in this
position. Some people have spent 100 million to be in fourth."

New phone. Wee~!

Yay!

Been playing with it for a few days, ok 2 days, but I'm really impressed with it. You do need bluetooth to get the best out of it, but other then that, I'm really happy that I got this.

MP3 player - You can listen to MP3's on this. You need to transfer the files via Bluetooth or IR, and best compress them, but you prolly could store about 15++ songs with room to spare. Sound quality isn't that good, but hey, it's a phone.

Camera/Video recorder - Pretty clear and sharp. Supposedly able to handle resolutions up to 640X480. You can watch video clips as well.

Bluetooth - Wow. I need to get a Bluetooth dongle soon. Borrowed one from a friend and explored quite a few features. Apparently, you can use the phone as a remote control to control you media player, even mouse if you need. A few softwares out there even allow this to function as a webcam!

Games - Woo, Java games on a phone. Not PDA quality games, but enough action rpg's in there to help me waste time on the MRT.

Radio - A big plus, again allowing me to waste time on the MRT.

I LOVE MY K700i!

Update

Trying to hit 900 visitors so I'll post an update. How mecenaric. So sue me. :P

Bad news?

Cool game.

Ji Pro!

Funny/Cool Chinese Nike Ad.

Ji Pro part 2?

Is this supposed to be funny or NSFW? 

Honda "Cog" Commercial Wannabes

Take a look.

Wah Malaysian player in the EPL. And with not bad stats. 

Since I'm on a roll, I'll even show you my desktop! Notice FM2005 running in the background to rack up my playing time.  

Crazy card happy referee. 15 Yellow cards in total. 

Time for a rant.

Not been posting for some as I have been rather busy (read lazy). No time to find interesting links as well (read even lazier). So I hereby present a sham of a post to try to keep the interest of my readers (all 1 of them. Raymond you know that's you).

Rant 1:
I was walking happily along one day when I saw this advertisment.

"Singapore's biggest 20" pizza across the road!"

First thing that came to my mind was "Oooo.. Food... Drool!" Then it occured to me that something did not seem right. Biggest 20" pizza.

If it was 20" then that would be the size of it. Something bigger would be 21" for example. So how is it the biggest? Thickest maybe, fatest, or even most extravagant. But definately not biggest. <_<. Advertising for you I guess.

Rant 2:
I was sitting the shuttle bus and it stopped at a.. well bus-stop (DUH!) The doors closed and one guy came running up. The driver, as they are so well versed in doing, promptly ignored him and drove away.

If you thought that was the interesting part, then you have a wierd sense of humour. Instead, I now present to you "THE INTERSETING PART(tm)". I managed to take a look at the person's face and it was very obvious that he just said "Che* B*". That got me thinking again. (Yes, I know, bad habit) Why was it that I knew what he was saying when I did not manage to hear it? Why is it that everytime a footballer (*cough*Joe*cough*Cole*cough*) utters a vulgarity on TV, everyone knows what it is?

Thesis time anybody?

Rant 3:
Channel U is showing all sorts of wierd stuff after they were taken over by Mediacorp. It so happens they show Bruce Lee shows on Friday around midnight. Being a night owl, I tend to catch a lot of these shows.

So I was sitting there and watching Bruce Lee get into a fight. Considering it's a Bruce Lee show, that was about every 5 minutes. And I thought to myself, "Wah, very Lee Xiao Long (aka Bruce Lee) leh!" Then it hit me, this was Bruce Lee, the very person who pratically gave birth to wiping his snot off the nose, prancing about, saying "WATAH!". Nostalgia defiantely.

Ok rants over. Look forward to next week's episode of "Yuan's rants!". Brought to you by eBlogger, your one stop place for all things bloggy!

PS: Check out the new Singapore Unicyclist Blog to see some match reports of my latest match!

Muahahahz, the joys of a T1 (1.5Mbs) connection! 

Heh, I admit, I'm cheating. By buying all the young talent there is in FM Scout! But who cares. 

Quake II without err... Quake II?

FPS

You need to install something before playing, but it should be ok.

13 Hours liaoz.

Muahahzzz! I can go work for Sports Interactive next time!

Philo

For all those who have, or are having or will have problems with Philo, this is the page you want.

Moving dragon head.

Owned.

See the video, it's really amazing.

How do you even pronounce his name? 

Hidden Kingdom

Hidden Kingdom

Amazing puzzle game. All the riddles, word puzzles you want.

Note: Does not work in Firefox only in IE.

Note2: I'm currently at the outskirts! Raymond's going to beat me since I said that..

Note3: Woo~! I finished it. With a lot of help from Google though.

Optical Illusions

Beware the end.

Another stupid scary stuff at the end one.

9 Dolphins.



Edit: To protect my backside, this is a general story behind the above picture. According to the people who made it, we are so corrupted by sexual influences that we tend to see it everywhere. So, if you were to ask a small kid who has not had such influences, he would see 9 dolphins, or as some kid put it, 2 ballet dancers. It is us, who have been affected, that would see it for what it (err truely?) is.

So if you think the above picture is NWFW, then think again, it's just 9 dolphins.