Haha

Surreal

Went to Geylang to look at prostitutes with my mom and dad cause they say they've never seen it before. Come to think of it, neither had I.

Was a real eye opener.

Just never imagined it was my parents bringing me there.

Internet MEMEs by Weezer

With regards to Ketam

Famous last words from a unicyclist:

This is going to be a piece of cake! None of the bikers are wearing any guards!

Mom!

Firstly, Happy Mothers Day!

Secondly, my mom now thinks that I have herpes due to the ring like paintball bruises on my back.

Now I know

Why Ride the Lobster is called as such.

Nova Scotia, the place I'll be riding is supposed to be shaped like a lobster.


Lobster

Nova Scotia

I've got a face

that screams

I LOVE CHILI!

This is the nth time I have asked for noodles without chili only to receive a bowl of noodles with chili.

Help!

Ok here's the situation. We're homeless once again.

After shifting out from Singapore Polytechnic, we found a new home with the Ngee Ann Unicyclist and settled down there, have the multipurpose court as our home turf.

Unfortunately, the Ngee Ann unicyclist have shut down due to most of the members graduating and the inability to attract new members. As such, we no longer have use of the court and must evict the premises.

Situation is FUBAR.

How can you help?

Suggestions on places where we can continue our training. Preferbably someplace solid ground about 2 basketball court size big and well lit at night. If that place has goal posts, it'll be a plus.

If it costs money to book the place, we would prefer it to be low as we want to train every week.

So guys? Pass this around and we'll see if there are any suggestions.