Daily dose of laughter.

Been too lazy to search for links so I'll just be lazy and talk nonsensical stuff. Found this on www.football-rumours.com :

manutd will not sign anymore overseas players after recent flops. they will most probably bid for premier league players.which are probably gravesen,nolan,gerrard(is not possible as we dont have cash only if gill plains to make another major signing).talking about strikers he will loan out saha for the rest of the season to st. german.and for defenders the likes are kompany or vanden borre.the ones out are kleberson,djemba-djemba,o'shea,fortune,poole,for a sum of 20 million altogether.likes of giggs will not be going. he told mutv directly that it is all speculation and he will be signing hes new contract in the summer.but if the gaffer and giggs cant negotiate,it will be a swap deal for downing plus 2 million on our side. believe me on this one

OMG. What is he doing there? I know he's good in FM2005 but this is ridiculous. He's barely 16. But it's the Scum so who cares...