Funny FM2008

Across the Universe

I <3 T.V Carpio.

To a certain extent, I <3 Jim Stugress as well. He's got really dreamy eyes.

Perverse world

You know we live in a perverse world when Amber means step on the accelerator while no one will try to go past a Red light in the middle of the night even there is no one around.

The very same people who stop at these Red lights seem to have no qualms drink driving. Dutch courage or just an inflated sense of one's immortality?

A perverse world we live in.

Number thingy

I'm going to do one of those number thingys that are incredibly cliched and overdone.

1 wheel
2 times I got lost
3 bottles of isotonic drink
4 hours taken
5 km is the distance i rode round Bedok Resevoir trying to find the next part of the Park Connector Route
Wicked 6(k)
7 o'clock is the time I finished
8 times I would have to do this route for the Ride the Lobster qualifying ride
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.
.
(Can't be bothered to do anymore)

42 km ridden.

Here comes 2008!

New Year's day has come and gone in the blink of an eye.

2007 was a nice year, filled with lots of events. Partings (R.I.P grandma, you'll always be in our hearts) and new friends made.

2007 also brought some really nice movies that I really loved and picking my top 5 of the year 2007 wasn't really easy.

I hereby present my top 5 list of movies for 2007.

Honorable mentions:

I don't want to sleep alone. Thought provoking, obscure, un-understandable. For people who do not like dialog.

Stardust. Neil Gaiman. Has right balance of action, love, and comedy. Book was still better.

5:
Hairspray Genuinely fun movie of the year. I really enjoyed this simply because it was SO fun! Travolta in drag was pretty amusing as well.

4:
Superbad Despite the name and grave reservations, this movie had me laughing from start to finish. Mclovin was a really cool character as well.

3:
Hula Girls I cried while watching this movie and cried again when I watched it the second time. A touching tale of girls who overcome trials and tribulations to do what some people can only dream of.

2:
300 Visceral. Bloody. Violent. God damm good! THIS IS SPARTA!

1:
History Boys Despite this being too intelligent by half for me, this remains the show that I want people to watch. I still have a deep impression of it despite watching it at the start of the year. A strong cast really helps.

Here's to a good year at the movies in 2008!

Cause and effect

Premise:

I watched Warlords. It was depressing. So many pointless deaths. In the end all was for naught.

I watched Nanking. If anyone was capable of more pointless deaths then the Chinese in Warlords, then it was the Japanese in Nanking. It irks me that to this day, some Japanese are still unwilling to admit to the atrocities committed in WWII and believe that the rape of Nanking was exaggeration. The later generation should not live for the sins of their fathers, but sadly things are never that simple.

Conclusion:

I watch way too many depressing shows. I should watch something happy and psychedelic.

Premise:

Girls with long legs like to wear really really really (did I mention really?) short pants.

Something about seeing a girl wearing polo tee with the cullar turned up, mini-skirt and a cap, with the hair tied back, turns me on. Hmmm....

Conclusion:

I girl-watch too much. Bah. Life's short. Live for pleasure.

Premise:

I searched the whole of Vivo city + Harbourfront center but could not find a Santa hat.

Conclusion:

Santa hats are really popular and have been sold out months ago. Cause I never saw any shop selling them.

Interesting ideas

Erin McKean: Redefining the dictionary

If anything, her presentation is a perfect example of how a presentation should be like.

So sweet

Scrubs cast helps crew member propose

I <3 Scrubs.

Amazing voice

This guy has a nice voice X2

Guys vs Gals

Was talking with a female friend and we happened to start talking about the fashion sense of a particular girl.

The girl in question was wearing a black dress that came up to slightly about mid-thigh, with boots that came to just below her knee.

Female friend asked me what was wrong with that outfit.

"Well, if she's wearing boots, then the whole point would be to show off her legs. If she's wearing such a long dress, it'll cover up her legs. Ergo, point of wearing boots will be defeated. She should either wear a mini-skirt or hot pants"

Female friend says, "That's almost correct. But it's due to the height of her boots, not the length of her dress. She should wear shorter boots."

Interesting how a guy would want a shorter hemline, while a girl would aim to have shorter boots, and yet both want to see more leg...

Maybe there is hope after all

An old man and woman step into the train.

Up pops 2 girls, a guy and another couple.

Randomness

A: So who do you think is more clever? L or Light?

Me: I think L has better hair.

GAH! I never realized what a bimbo I am. In fairness we were talking about how I wanted hair like L.

Note: L and Light are characters in the popular anime and manga series Death Note.



Is it me, or are girls wearing lighter and lighter colored tees that are getting thinner and thinner, while at the same time wearing darker and darker bras?


I want to run a marathon once in my life.


Wonder how much of my 13th month bonus will be spent on Christmas presents...


Honey banana prata is heavenly.


I can see my skills in beach volleyball and floorball improving every week! Happy~

Lovely Wedding Dance

Fuck!

Bad day today, so I'm in a fucking bad mood.

These swear words help.

Not for the under-aged and weak hearted.

Cluedo!

Word of the moment

Epiphany

Can't seem to stop saying it. It sounds nice.. hmmm...

I'm going to pun hell with these guys

Asia Pacific Unicycle Convention

This November, Singapore will see the largest number of unicyclists ever gathered in Ngee Ann Polytechnic for the Asia-Pacific Unicycle Convention 2007(APUC 07). Teams from Singapore, HongKong, Korea and Australia will be completing for the title of Asia-Pacific Unicycle-hockey champions.



You are cordially invited to the games which will take place on 3rd November 2007(Saturday) from 10am till 6pm at Ngee Ann Polytechnic(Multi-purpose court). Event highlights include unicycle hockey matches between some of the best teams in this region and a 15-20 minute Taekwondo demonstration by the Korean Unicycle team where their Uni-hockey players are also Taekwondo Masters!



On 4th November, the Singapore unicyclists will be guiding our overseas friends on a tour though our beautiful city on unicycles(might as well be the largest parade of unicyclists on the streets of Singapore ever!) or for a 1/2 day offroad ride at Bukit Timah Mountain Biking trail(dependent on actual weather conditions & demand).



For more information & updates, please refer to www.sgunicyclists.com

Hope to see some people there!

8

Is the number of people who pushed a door when the word "PULL" was written on it, while I sat for 2 hours at Starbucks.

Ice - Cool Cranberry

Sometimes I wonder if I'm really ignorant or are those producers really trying to be slippery about things.

Case in point - Ice-Cool Cranberry juice.

Point A - It's 100% juice! I admit, I didn't read the fine print. 100% juice screams to me that it's squeezed juice. Only reading the words "from concentrate" did I realize my mistake.

Point B - High fiber! Errr since when can you get fiber from juice? If I knew that, I would have packed a lot more cranberry juice during my Army days to prevent constipation.

Point C - with Grape Juice. I THOUGHT I WAS BUYING CRANBERRY JUICE! Why is the grape juice added in like an after thought? Why is it not "Ice-Cool Cranberry AND Grape juice"?