Ninjas are cool

People who know me, know that I think ninjas are cool, right up there with water slides and Mushroom Swiss Whoopers.

That being said, I think a lot of people will suddenly know that they DON'T know me now and even if they did, refuse to even associate with someone who actually thinks ninjas are cool. Water slides, I'm sure most people could accept, but it takes a wierdo like me to actually think ninjas are cool.

So without further ado, I present "How to be a ninja (or at least look like one)"