More on Dustbin Dude - with cameo from Garbage Girl

1. Dustbin Dude does not sleep. He waits.

2. Dustbin Dude has counted to infinity. Twice.

3. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Dustbin Dude, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

4. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Dustbin Dude allows to live.

5. Dustbin Dude is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

6. When Dustbin Dude sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Dustbin Dude has not had to pay taxes ever.

7. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Dustbin Dude and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

8. Dustbin Dude originally appeared in the first ever football video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to score. When asked bout this "glitch," Dustbin Dude replied, "That's no glitch."

9. Dustbin Dude once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

10. Dustbin Dude is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Dustbin Dude

11. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Dustbin Dude.

12. When Dustbin Dude goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

13. There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Dustbin Dude.

14. There are no races, only countries of people Dustbin Dude has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

15. When Dustbin Dude falls in water, Dustbin Dude doesn't get wet. Water gets Dustbin Dude.

16. Dustbin Dude CAN believe it's not butter.

17. Dustbin Dude invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Garbage Girl invented pink.

18. Dustbin Dude has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green 4 card from the game UNO.

19. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Dustbin Dude"

20. Dustbin Dude doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

21. Dustbin Dude can slam a revolving door.

22. Dustbin Dude played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

23. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Dustbin Dude pajamas.

24. When God said, "let there be light", Dustbin Dude said, "say 'please'."

25. Dustbin Dude uses a night light. Not because Dustbin Dude is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Dustbin Dude.